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    rubywhiterabbit:

    My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

    Pluto is there. just not labeled

    The artist remembered Pluto.

    Guys…

    The artist drew Pluto crying.

    • parents: why are you awake so early
    • me: who said i went to sleep

    katara:

    i was born annoyed 


    alinnyderis:

    Sernando Moments - Spanish National Team

    SERNANDO !!!

    When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist
    Helder Camara (via cindersmcleod)

    precipitates:

    shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

    thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

    • Class is too quiet
    • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
    if it takes more than 3 seconds to load
    • me: the internets broken